Mice vs. Elephant

[Rai]

K, we all know that this is like impossible right? an elephant afraid of mice? I just watched mythbuster today (yes i'm nerdy enough to say i like the show more than the rest of the gay shits on local channels... and yes i have basic cable which i am "leeching" from my roomate through a connector in case you wondering how poor i am..)


in any case, watch as they put this myth to the test... actually shocked me.

[yt]WpTSA_25wGE[/yt]

[Sgt.Slaughter[.1]]

OLD..ive seen this last year..amazing huh?

[jeter]

this IS amazing. i thought this was fake when someone told me before but damn

[RolloutGuy]

Little Johnny
Little Johnny was sitting one day on a dock. Along came a preacher and sat down beside him.* Little Johnny had a mason jar full of what looked like water and he was turning it over and over, watching the bubbles float through it. The Preacher asked, "What are you doing with that water?"* Little Johnny studied the contents of the jar for a moment, then explained, "Preacher, this here is turpentine. It's the strongest liquid in the world."* The preacher replied, "Son, Holy water is the strongest liquid
in the world. Did you know if you rub a little Holy water on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a baby boy?"* Little Johnny thought about this one for a minute, and then remarked, "Nope, this here turpentine is still the strongest because if you rub it on a cat's ass, it can pass a speeding car!"

is this how u introduce urself? By a joke of ur dad?